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Buckle up for big emotions, bigger laughs, massive humilations. Dan reads his true-ish stories to thrill you while you're barely paying attention to something else. What a future!

Read by the Author 🥸
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Gail and The Cleaver

Gail and The Cleaver

My first solo art show, encouraged by my first great teacher, taught me a very different lesson than intended (c. 1983).

Careless Whisper

Careless Whisper

Having a girlfriend in 5th grade could've been nice, if I actually wanted one. Welcome to pre-pubescent Valentine's Day peer pressure (c. 1985).