![DIE MOTHERFUCKER [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2026/10/Dang-Old-Man-Audio-2025-SQUARE-1.png)
Read by the Author 🥸
Buckle up for big emotions, bigger laughs, massive humilations. Dan reads his true-ish stories to thrill you while you're barely paying attention to something else. What a future!
![Rechargeable Memories [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2026/08/DGMAudio005-Rechargeable-Memories-SQ.png)
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Rechargeable Memories [Audio]
The origin story of my digital comics practice: in the fires of 9/11, I took a backwards leap of faith into my future (c.2001)
![Bahamian Rhapsody [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2026/01/DGMAudio004-Bahamian-Rhapsody-1.png)
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Bahamian Rhapsody [Audio]
Sleep paralysis, jet skis and blood in the water off the coast of the Bahamas (c.1991)
![Gail and The Cleaver [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2025/12/DGMAudio003-GailAndTheCleaver-1.png)
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Gail and The Cleaver [Audio]
My first solo art show, encouraged by my first great teacher, taught me a very different lesson than intended (c. 1983).
![Careless Whisper [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2025/12/DGMAudio002-Careless-Whisper-CVR.png)
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Careless Whisper [Audio]
Having a girlfriend in 5th grade could've been nice, if I actually wanted one. Welcome to pre-pubescent Valentine's Day peer pressure (c. 1985).
![Thieves of the Dawn [Audio]](https://storage.ghost.io/c/d6/28/d628c798-41b5-499a-9aed-318e36f15dee/content/images/size/w960/format/webp/2025/12/DGMAudio001-Thieves-of-the-Dawn.png)
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Thieves of the Dawn [Audio]
A new podcast wherein I perform my own work for you HAS BEGUN, kitties!